How To Mix Gatorade

Start with a family sitting in Subway eating lunch on a Sunday after church at Walmart by the windows overlooking one of the entrances to Walmart. The mom starts noticing unusual behavior and points it out to the dad who then takes notice too. After awhile, another couple sits down and the first mom notices that the second couple is also talking about the mixing of the Gatorade. They were quite NOT impressed with what little they were observing and they came in after the ice - lol.

Take two oafs at Walmart

Carry a big picnic drink container to the "Associates Only" closet

Set it on the floor and measure scoops of Gatorade mix into it

One oaf brings a big plastic spoon over and hands it to the other

The second oaf puts it on the floor

Add water

Pick spoon up off floor and mix the mixture up

Carry container to shopping cart

Fill water bottle with mixture

Add ice and stir it in

Get a new can of Gatorade powder

Go to closet and get scoop

Get tired to scooping and start dumping

Stir it up with spoon some more

Scoop mixture out with a cup and taste it

Dump it back into container

Screw lid on for final time and leave the mixture in the shopping cart

We wondered who all would be drinking this formula

Nuts

A friend and her husband were working on some crafts. She was stringing, tagging and bagging crosses and he was working on a craft with walnuts and polyeurithane. We were on MSN chatting with each other. She told me that he was "out dipping his nuts." This set me into hysterical laughter and I let her know. That set her off. Our husbands were both wondering what was wrong with us. We talked about other things as we were both still laughing. My husband called her and asked her what she had done to me. We were both complaining about the pain we were in from the laughter. Then her husband said the wind was blowing and it "was making his nuts fuzzy." Oh my!!