Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Quiz

Which Positive Quality Are You?
Your Result: Love

You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."

Charity
Faith
Peace
Courage
Friendship
Which Positive Quality Are You?

Sunday, June 22, 2008

How To Mix Gatorade

Start with a family sitting in Subway eating lunch on a Sunday after church at Walmart by the windows overlooking one of the entrances to Walmart. The mom starts noticing unusual behavior and points it out to the dad who then takes notice too. After awhile, another couple sits down and the first mom notices that the second couple is also talking about the mixing of the Gatorade. They were quite NOT impressed with what little they were observing and they came in after the ice - lol.

Take two oafs at Walmart

Carry a big picnic drink container to the "Associates Only" closet

Set it on the floor and measure scoops of Gatorade mix into it

One oaf brings a big plastic spoon over and hands it to the other

The second oaf puts it on the floor

Add water

Pick spoon up off floor and mix the mixture up

Carry container to shopping cart

Fill water bottle with mixture

Add ice and stir it in

Get a new can of Gatorade powder

Go to closet and get scoop

Get tired to scooping and start dumping

Stir it up with spoon some more

Scoop mixture out with a cup and taste it

Dump it back into container

Screw lid on for final time and leave the mixture in the shopping cart

We wondered who all would be drinking this formula

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Nuts

A friend and her husband were working on some crafts. She was stringing, tagging and bagging crosses and he was working on a craft with walnuts and polyeurithane. We were on MSN chatting with each other. She told me that he was "out dipping his nuts." This set me into hysterical laughter and I let her know. That set her off. Our husbands were both wondering what was wrong with us. We talked about other things as we were both still laughing. My husband called her and asked her what she had done to me. We were both complaining about the pain we were in from the laughter. Then her husband said the wind was blowing and it "was making his nuts fuzzy." Oh my!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Door




What Your Front Door Says



You are intriguing and charming.

People are naturally drawn to you, even if they don't know you.

You are calm and wise. You are a true leader.

You never feel isolated in a group. Somehow, you always belong.

New Book Title

Jonathan was home from school all day yesterday. He was not easy to have home. I worked HARD to be a good mommy for him. Mid-afternoon he let me know he was trying to irritate me - lol - as if I hadn't figured that out! This morning, he was back at it right away, so I was a good mommy for him again. He was mad and said something about me learning more or reading more. I asked him what he was talking about. "That book by Nancy Thomas called, 'How To Bug Children!" I die laughing here. He says, "see, you're bugging me!" He is just too cute and funny. I love that kid!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Chocolate




What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You



You are sophisticated, modern, and high class.

Your taste is refined, but you are not picky.

You are often the first to try something new.



You are lively, goofy, and a total blast.

You're incredibly happy, and you always are lifting spirits.



You love to be in love. You crave romance, whether you're single or not.

You feel lost when you don't feel passion... you need someone to adore.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Camp Attach

We went to Florida to an attachment camp with our kids. It was fantastic. Our kids spent a ton of time at starbux - dealing with their issues. They are both quite stubborn, so I can imagine how this went. Jonathan reported to daddy that "he didn't like that Nancy Thomas." "Why" "She makes me strong sit." "But you have to strong sit at home too, what is different here." "That Nancy Thomas SMILES at me!!" He is such a cute boy and it is so hard for him to accept. He is just adorable.